Bradley Cooper's Ear.

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Synonym- a word used to replace one you can’t spell

– Sign in Indy
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A Jew crossed over and had a baby with a non-Jew… Samaritan

– Malachi
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When giving cpr use the song “staying alive” to keep time…oh and don’t steal muffins

– Cpr trainer at yara’s work
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What did we come at ghetto hour?

– Nile while we are at Walmart
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Sneezing in finals

*three different people sneezed*

“Any one need a cough drop?” ~Prof. Judith

“SHE’S SNEEZING!!” Kenton

“You never know!” Prof. Judith

~Yara


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I ride or die for Jesus! I’m tryna get to church

– Ashley
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breath

“No offense but your breath…” Malachi

“Is kicking?”Yara

“Not really kicking but aromatically obscure” Malachi

~Yara


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*SNEEZ* I call it the landmine approach… they go WHAAAA

– Robert
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Take this Thursday and show it whose boss

– Mark Sipka
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You have your bible thumper, bible beaters, and now we have Bible bouncers

– Malachi
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